I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm really busy with my period
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