I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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