The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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