i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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