I'll bet she douches with gravy.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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