yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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