There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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