Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
ok first of all what the fuck
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