i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
