You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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