haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I fill condoms, not promises.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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