Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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