After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize