We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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