no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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