Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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