Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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