Betty ford says i'm here all night
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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