i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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