Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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