I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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