Porn is love you can see.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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