and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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