is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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