I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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