the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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