This girl is more easily done than said...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
