...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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