Christians are straight up FREAKS
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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