What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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