I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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