I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
is it fun? or sober?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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