I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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