Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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