I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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