quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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