North Korea, Best Korea!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I have tasted many bathrooms
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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