Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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