Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
