the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Still dying that you shit outside
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Two words: nipple clamps
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