Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
