you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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