Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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