The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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