I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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