Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Randomize
