I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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