i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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