why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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