Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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