David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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