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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
They have beer where we have blood.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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