real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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