Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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