I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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