Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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