So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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