didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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