We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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