that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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